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Living life on the wild side.
I like things. Like people, linguistics, the concept of pretty, yoga, sport, veganism, sustainability, lots and lots of music, and life.
I might seem sweet but fuck you.
10 hours over 3 nights

2.5 + 3 + 4.5
I actually don’t know who I am anymore.
Or if I really have hands or if I’m imagining them.
I don’t even know if I handed in the assignment I stayed up so late to do.

smartgirlsattheparty:

wetheurban:

ART: Abstract Geometric Reflections by Victoria Siemer

Don’t you just love good design work? Victoria Siemer, also know as Witchoria, is a graphic designer hailing from Brooklyn, New York.

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motivationintohabit:

1. What a beautiful day for a run! 2. This sucks. 3. Well, five miles is only two and half miles each way, which is basically two miles each way, so I’m really only running four miles. That’s not too far. 4. It’s starting to feel far. 5. How long have I been running? A year? 6. SIX MINUTES?!  7. I can barely remember what my life was like before I started this run. 8. OK, concentrate. There are still four-plus miles to go.  9. But who counts the first and last mile? This is pretty much an easy three miler.  10. Oh, shit! A fellow jogger! 11. Should I wave? 12. I’m totally gonna wave. 13. OOOK, they didn’t wave back. Never doing that again. 14. Just keep running, no one saw. Except that old guy who may or may not be averting his eyes. 15. Man, I think I’m hitting that “second wind” thing my gym coach was talking about. 16. Wait, never mind. I’ve been running down a decline.  17. If I leap to avoid dog shit, does that make me a CrossFit athlete? 18. What the heck is CrossFit anyway? 19. Mental reminder: Google CrossFit when I get home. 20. If I ever get home. 21. If I had a heart attack right now, I wonder who would find my body. 22. OMG, I hope I never find a dead body. Joggers always find dead bodies. 23. Bodies. Body. Bod-ay. Runnin’ all day, no one can catch … may. 24. OK, I must be halfway done by now. 25. What?! Only two miles in? 26. Alright, stay focused. What am I going to eat when I get home? 27. I’m running five miles so I should probably eat five slices of pizza. 28. Or I could buy one pizza and ask them to cut it into five slices. 29. I should probably get a side salad too.  30. … 31. Fuck the salad actually. 32. Man, what are these people doing in front of me? Walking?! 33. Is this a contest to see who’s the worst at walking? Because you are both champions in my heart. 34. Maybe if I pound my feet on the ground they’ll hear me coming and let me pass. 35. Oh, God. They didn’t turn around and now I’m right behind them. They’re going to think they’re getting mugged by the world’s sweatiest criminal. 36. You know what? Now seems like a good time to run in the street. 37. * Jumps off curb * Parkour! 38. Hi hi hi please don’t hit me with your car.  39. Pedestrian pedestrianizing over here, let me cross.  40. Thank you, Mr. Blue Honda. I’m trying to smile at you but it probably looks like I’m having a stroke.  41. Actually, I wonder what I look like right now.  42. * Checks out reflection in shop window * Yeesh. 43. Is that what I look like when I run? What am I, a newborn deer with a drinking problem? 44. Whatever, I must be almost done by now.  45. Heck yes. Three miles down, two to go. It’s all downhill from here.  46. Except for that very real uphill in front of me. God damnit. 47. Wait, is that… Is that… 48. A DOG!  49. Hi dog! You are so cute. You are now my mascot. I will finish this run for you, pup. 50. And — hello — what do we have here? Your human is pretty cute too. 51. Hope you like drunk fawns, Cute Human. 52. Watch my bambi ass prance up this hill. 53. Holy shit, prancing is exhausting. I am exhausted.  54. Honestly, I don’t even like running. 55. Why do I even run? 56. Why does anyone even run? 57. Why are we even alive? 58. OK, let’s not go down that road. 59. Focus. Focus on that sweet, delicious ‘za waiting at the finish line, calling your name with its cheesy breath. 60. Wait, less than one mile to go? I am KILLING this run.  61. I AM THE SWIFTEST GOD OF ALL TWO-LEGGED CREATURES. 62. YES, including ostriches. 63. Honestly, I should sign up for a marathon. 64. What is it, like 30 miles? 65. That’s just 15 miles each way, which is practically 10, and 10 is twice five, and I can run five miles EASY. 66. That’s it, I’m doing it. Thirty miles. 67. Thirty-mile marathon…30-mile marathon…30 Rock marathon. 68. On second thought, I’ll probably just binge-watch every episode of 30 Rock. That takes a lot of dedication and I will be winded from laughing so hard. 69. But I could probably do a marathon IF I wanted.  70. OK, almost home. Should I shower first and order pizza or order pizza and shower before it shows up? 71. Yep, definitely ordering first. I earned that shit. 72. Oh, no. Oh god no. Another runner. Should I wave? 73. No, be strong! Do not get burned again.  74. OMG, SHE waved first! Hello! Yes! We are both runners! Look at us run! 75. I guess running’s not so bad.

motivationintohabit:

1. What a beautiful day for a run!
2. This sucks.
3. Well, five miles is only two and half miles each way, which is basically two miles each way, so I’m really only running four miles. That’s not too far.
4. It’s starting to feel far.
5. How long have I been running? A year?
6. SIX MINUTES?!
7. I can barely remember what my life was like before I started this run.
8. OK, concentrate. There are still four-plus miles to go.
9. But who counts the first and last mile? This is pretty much an easy three miler.
10. Oh, shit! A fellow jogger!
11. Should I wave?
12. I’m totally gonna wave.
13. OOOK, they didn’t wave back. Never doing that again.
14. Just keep running, no one saw. Except that old guy who may or may not be averting his eyes.
15. Man, I think I’m hitting that “second wind” thing my gym coach was talking about.
16. Wait, never mind. I’ve been running down a decline.
17. If I leap to avoid dog shit, does that make me a CrossFit athlete?
18. What the heck is CrossFit anyway?
19. Mental reminder: Google CrossFit when I get home.
20. If I ever get home.
21. If I had a heart attack right now, I wonder who would find my body.
22. OMG, I hope I never find a dead body. Joggers always find dead bodies.
23. Bodies. Body. Bod-ay. Runnin’ all day, no one can catch … may.
24. OK, I must be halfway done by now.
25. What?! Only two miles in?
26. Alright, stay focused. What am I going to eat when I get home?
27. I’m running five miles so I should probably eat five slices of pizza.
28. Or I could buy one pizza and ask them to cut it into five slices.
29. I should probably get a side salad too.
30. …
31. Fuck the salad actually.
32. Man, what are these people doing in front of me? Walking?!
33. Is this a contest to see who’s the worst at walking? Because you are both champions in my heart.
34. Maybe if I pound my feet on the ground they’ll hear me coming and let me pass.
35. Oh, God. They didn’t turn around and now I’m right behind them. They’re going to think they’re getting mugged by the world’s sweatiest criminal.
36. You know what? Now seems like a good time to run in the street.
37. * Jumps off curb * Parkour!
38. Hi hi hi please don’t hit me with your car.
39. Pedestrian pedestrianizing over here, let me cross.
40. Thank you, Mr. Blue Honda. I’m trying to smile at you but it probably looks like I’m having a stroke.
41. Actually, I wonder what I look like right now.
42. * Checks out reflection in shop window * Yeesh.
43. Is that what I look like when I run? What am I, a newborn deer with a drinking problem?
44. Whatever, I must be almost done by now.
45. Heck yes. Three miles down, two to go. It’s all downhill from here.
46. Except for that very real uphill in front of me. God damnit.
47. Wait, is that… Is that…
48. A DOG!
49. Hi dog! You are so cute. You are now my mascot. I will finish this run for you, pup.
50. And — hello — what do we have here? Your human is pretty cute too.
51. Hope you like drunk fawns, Cute Human.
52. Watch my bambi ass prance up this hill.
53. Holy shit, prancing is exhausting. I am exhausted.
54. Honestly, I don’t even like running.
55. Why do I even run?
56. Why does anyone even run?
57. Why are we even alive?
58. OK, let’s not go down that road.
59. Focus. Focus on that sweet, delicious ‘za waiting at the finish line, calling your name with its cheesy breath.
60. Wait, less than one mile to go? I am KILLING this run.
61. I AM THE SWIFTEST GOD OF ALL TWO-LEGGED CREATURES.
62. YES, including ostriches.
63. Honestly, I should sign up for a marathon.
64. What is it, like 30 miles?
65. That’s just 15 miles each way, which is practically 10, and 10 is twice five, and I can run five miles EASY.
66. That’s it, I’m doing it. Thirty miles.
67. Thirty-mile marathon…30-mile marathon…30 Rock marathon.
68. On second thought, I’ll probably just binge-watch every episode of 30 Rock. That takes a lot of dedication and I will be winded from laughing so hard.
69. But I could probably do a marathon IF I wanted.
70. OK, almost home. Should I shower first and order pizza or order pizza and shower before it shows up?
71. Yep, definitely ordering first. I earned that shit.
72. Oh, no. Oh god no. Another runner. Should I wave?
73. No, be strong! Do not get burned again.
74. OMG, SHE waved first! Hello! Yes! We are both runners! Look at us run!
75. I guess running’s not so bad.

onezia:

luximy:

shoutout to Sam for letting me paint a sunset on him

i freaking love this omg can i have a boy who will let me be his canvas omg please

onezia:

luximy:

shoutout to Sam for letting me paint a sunset on him

i freaking love this omg can i have a boy who will let me be his canvas omg please

actsofinsanity:

dr-watsons-lover:

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

the van gogh and shark one though

ohlevina:

paufaux:

xxjustimaginexx:

disneyaddictgirl:

sarge-tammy-calhoun:

cutmedeeply:

breathe-white-noise:

saraaasays:

Always reblog

I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud

reblogging because of that ^^

I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.

This made me cry. I needed this

“im so  proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..

I’m so proud of you^^^  even though you don’t know me, I’m a real person, and i am proud of you. i swear. 

I am proud of you.

ohlevina:

paufaux:

xxjustimaginexx:

disneyaddictgirl:

sarge-tammy-calhoun:

cutmedeeply:

breathe-white-noise:

saraaasays:

Always reblog

I actually really needed this right now, I know you’re not here, you’re so far away, but I heard that in your voice and I don’t think I could feel more suicidal than I do now. But your voice in my head makes me want to keep going, for you, to make you proud

reblogging because of that ^^

I may not know you. I may not have even spoken to you. But the statement above is no less true. Whoever you are, I am so proud of you.

This made me cry. I needed this

“im so  proud of you” I’v always wanted to hear those words..

I’m so proud of you^^^  even though you don’t know me, I’m a real person, and i am proud of you. i swear. 

I am proud of you.

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Fucking cooooool.

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

Fucking cooooool.

"You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn’t matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood friend, or a new acquaintance — you don’t have to make room for people who cause you pain or make you feel small. It’s one thing if a person owns up to their behavior and makes an effort to change. But if a person disregards your feelings, ignores your boundaries, and continues to treat you in a harmful way, they need to go."
— Daniell Koepke (via stevenbong)
"My coach said that you can train and put in the work, but if you’re not confident you’re not going to achieve. The mental stuff is all that can hold you back; you can train really hard but you have to stay mentally tough, mentally focused and be mentally confident about what you’ve trained for and what you’ve set your mind to."
— Elise Cranny (via nine-run-run)
"Let someone love you just the way you are – as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room."
earthandanimals:

resteraipersempreilmiogirasole:

alyssahailey:

luckybambina:

aboywhowantedtobegod:

sp0tlessmiind:

dtothev:

veganbaby:

jellybeanjeunet:

sleezysays:


NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

We are killing the Earth

Forever reblog.

Oh wow

Damn dawg

this makes me want to cry

i dont normally reblog this kinna stuff but…c’mon

Guys we need to get our shit together

ॐ fяєє ѕριяιт ॐ

…

this is heart breaking

earthandanimals:

resteraipersempreilmiogirasole:

alyssahailey:

luckybambina:

aboywhowantedtobegod:

sp0tlessmiind:

dtothev:

veganbaby:

jellybeanjeunet:

sleezysays:

NASA recently released imagery showing the deforestation of America  …in just 34 years.

We are killing the Earth

Forever reblog.

Oh wow

Damn dawg

this makes me want to cry

i dont normally reblog this kinna stuff but…c’mon

Guys we need to get our shit together

ॐ fяєє ѕριяιт ॐ

this is heart breaking